[Well, hello there Ink City. You're quite in for a treat today when the feed on your communicators turn on. No, no it wasn't anything depressing or something god awful. Then again this is pretty subjective, so it's up to you. There seems to be some music playing in the background. There's also a silhouette that can't be seen at the moment.]
Woe to this city as I hear your cries for help! Your cries for a savior, a hero....a heroine even! Never fear your champion of justice is here.
[A spotlight turns on rather dramatically across her and...well, you ever seen one of those magical girl entrances? No? Well, get ready for the most rosy sparkly effects ever. It puts all magical girls to shame with all the roses appearing behind her in the background.]
BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL GIRL RENGE APPEARS!
[Oh...what is this fresh hell?
Why yes, she is striking a most MAGNFICENT pose and wearing a very pink and skimpy outfit.Stylish and cute. What? All magicial girls have cute, skimpy costumes. It's just an unwritten rule in the big book of magical girls.There is so much sparkling going on here it might make someone go blind or have a seizure.
Disclaimer: We are not responsible for any health issues that occur from this.]
A champion of justice! Fighting against evil and fighting for LOVE!
[There's a twirl of her wand before she winks.]
With a fiery passion BURNING of....MOE!
With her trusty magical companion....REN REN!
[She spins around as she outstretches her hand as there's a whirlwind of petals to come falling from above out of no where. There's a long pause before she speaks again.]
I said my magical companion REN REN!
[...
GRUMP.]
CHIEN, THAT'S YOUR CUE!
[Gddmit Ren. Don't be such a amateur! We're trying to DAZZLE the people here and assure them they are in good hands.]
[ooc: Both Renge and Ren will be shamelessly tagging all up in here.]
- Will eat 3 bowls of rice // Video//Sailor moon never had this problem.
anotakutype wrote in 
ink_city- January 13th, 2012
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GET THIS CRAP OFF ME!
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RENREN, how are we suppose to make a impact on people if you don't come out in a...DRAMATIC fashion!
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YOU'RE A MAGICAL GIRL?!
[He's totally buying it.]
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♥That's right, cheri! Beautiful magical girl Renge is on the scene!♥
...Or maybe, Pretty Magical girl would have worked too.
[Oh, she buys it as well sadly enough.]
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Oooooh....
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Oh, how wonderful! Are you going to protect the city from devastation?
[Kaaat, no.]
Though this one isn't like a gumball though. It's some kinda...bunny, cat type thing or something. Eeeee...
Weird, she feels like she's seen her somewhere before too. Oh, but let's just gush in excitement.]
Kyahhhhh~ Kawaii~ Just so adorable!
Oh...!
I'm give it my all to do so! This city needs some kind of protector!
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What's with that get up?
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Of course...!
And I made it! Isn't it fabulous? [You don't have to tell her that it's great. She's so proud of it.]
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I don't get it.
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What's not to get? I'm a magical pretty girl! Haven't you ever seen one?
[You're asking the wrong person this.]
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.... What is 'moe', if I might inquire, miss?
[Still totally counts as work it's cultural.]
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You know...MOE. It's only the most important word in today's culture. [Well...Otaku culture anyway.]
You can hardly put a definition on it since it's better you FEEL it more than anything, but it's like a a rarefied pseudo-love and heir related embodiments!
Or like a cute girl you just happened to see!